Magic Fails & Witchy Mishaps
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So Apparently, We Do Squirrel Exorcisms Now
I never set out to perform a squirrel exorcism. That’s not a service we offer. We do sell ethically sourced herbs, locally roasted coffee, and the occasional self-deprecating sticker —but nothing in the official Backcountry Mystic business plan includes rodent-based spiritual intervention. And yet, if you’re a regular around here, you won’t be surprised. Things rarely go to plan. Especially when Nate gets involved. Before I walk you through how we became the unofficial squirrel shamans of BriarVeil, I should explain how the day started. It was supposed to be calm. Quiet. Productive. I had blocked out the morning for inventory updates and, if the stars aligned, a coffee alone…
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Burnt Offerings and Burnt Toast: A Beltane Prep Meltdown
Diary Entry – April 21, 2025 Let me start by saying this: Beltane is supposed to be sexy. Fire. Fertility. Passion. Earth’s renewal. Instead, I’m here standing in the kitchen wearing a vintage lace robe I found in a bin marked “lingerie and sadness,” a charcoal face mask that makes me look like a soot-covered raccoon, and holding a bundle of herbs I just yanked out of the toaster oven because I forgot them. Again. The smoke alarm goes off. Again. My grandson—Rowan, age eleven, neurospicy and deeply suspicious of anything that smells like patchouli—bursts into the kitchen holding the fire extinguisher he’s labeled “MOM 2.0.” “Is it another potion…