🦁 The Lion’s Gate Portal: Ancient Magic Meets Modern Overthinking
Wait, the What Now? Every August, like clockwork, my inbox starts filling up with emails screaming things like “THE PORTAL IS OPEN! ACT NOW!”—like it’s some kind of celestial Boxing Day sale. TikTok is ablaze with pastel-toned starseeds preaching about activating DNA codes, and spiritual influencers are selling “portal packs” with a price tag that…