Taurus Season 🐂: How to Embrace Your Inner Stubborn Cow Without Losing Your Damn Mind

Let me be clear: I love Taurus season… in theory. It’s supposed to be all about slowing down, grounding yourself, indulging in life’s sensual pleasures. Think candlelit baths, warm bread, and silk pajamas—not chasing raccoons off your porch while yelling “I paid for that compost bin, Carl!”

But if you’re anything like me—a midlife mystic held together by caffeine, sarcasm, and dollar-store incense—then Taurus season isn’t a gentle invitation to reconnect with the earth. It’s a passive-aggressive intervention from the universe telling you to sit your ass down before you burn out and spontaneously combust. Again.

So, let’s talk about surviving this earthy season without totally unraveling (or rage-buying a dozen rose quartz yoni eggs off Etsy).

🌿 Taurus Season Vibes: Earthy, Sensual, Slightly Smothering

Taurus is ruled by Venus, the planet of love, beauty, and “let’s stay in and online shop instead of working through our emotional baggage.” It’s a fixed earth sign, which basically means it digs in its heels and refuses to budge—even if the house is metaphorically on fire. Or literally. (Looking at you, Beltane prep meltdown.)

If Aries season was a chaotic fire drill, Taurus is the nap you need after you’ve emotionally blackmailed yourself into productivity. Expect a deep craving for comfort: cozy sweaters, long naps, and snacks that are 80% carbs and 20% guilt.

What it’s good for:

• Grounding rituals that don’t require Wi-Fi
• Tending plants, sourdough starters, or unresolved issues (optional)
• Long walks that make you feel like a forest witch, even if you’re just circling the block

What it’s not great for:

• Fast decisions
• Quick changes
• Sharing a bathroom with family members who don’t understand the sanctity of your candlelit bath ritual

🐄 Embracing Your Inner Stubborn Cow

Let’s not pretend you’re above the Taurus clichés. You have a drawer full of candles labeled things like “Inner Peace” and “Divine Abundance,” and you fully intend to use them once Mercury stops acting up. That’s fine. Taurus doesn’t want you to transform. It wants you to commit—to anything, really. Even if it’s just committing to not checking your ex’s birth chart this week.This season asks you to slow down. To be. Not in a woo-woo, chant-in-the-woods way (though if you’re into that, I’ll bring snacks), but in a “stop overcommitting to projects you resent and just repot the damn fern” kind of way.

🔮 Practical Magic for the Season

1. Ground Yourself—Literally

No, you don’t have to dig your toes into the mud (unless that’s your thing, in which case, exfoliate after). Just get outside. Touch a tree. Curse the squirrels. Let your nervous system remember that the sky exists.

2. Sensory Check-Ins

Smell something that makes you feel human. Lavender, fresh bread, your dog’s fur (if you’re into that). Surround yourself with textures and sounds that don’t make you want to scream into the void.

3. Revisit Your Values

Taurus is about worth—money, time, energy. Ask yourself: Am I spending my life force on things I care about, or just trying to keep my inbox from bursting into flames?

✨ Everlie’s Taurus Season Ritual (Low Effort, High Vibe)

Here’s what I did this past weekend when I hit my Taurus wall:

• Lit a beeswax candle. Immediately forgot why.
• Made a “grounding tea” from whatever herbs I found in the back of the pantry. Tasted like bad choices.
• Wrapped myself in a giant shawl and sat by the river like some kind of melancholic cottage-core cryptid.
• Came home, wrote in my journal: “Stop agreeing to sh*t you hate.”
• Slept for 12 hours. (This was a win.)

💫 Final Thoughts from a Slightly Burned-Out Earth Witch

You don’t need to be perfect this season. You just need to pause. Taurus isn’t asking you to hustle. It’s asking you to remember that rest is sacred, pleasure is magic, and sometimes the most radical spell is saying “no thanks” and taking a nap instead.

So light that overpriced candle, put on your comfiest robe, and channel your inner sacred cow. Moo if you must. Just try not to charge anyone unless absolutely necessary.

Feeling the Taurus vibes? Tell me how you’re grounding yourself—or failing spectacularly—in the comments below. Bonus points if snacks were involved.

💜 Everlie