Because even the trees are judging you.

Welcome to May, where the flowers bloom, the allergies attack, and your life decisions sprout questionable new branches.

The Celtic Tree Calendar has a lot to say about your energy this month — and spoiler alert: it’s mostly side-eyes and “oh honey, no” levels of concern.
Whether you’re rooted in ambition or flailing like a windswept sapling, May’s forecast delivers cosmic advice with just the right amount of sass.

Ready to find out if your sign will thrive this month… or if you’ll end up yelling at a rock for disrespecting your aura?
Let’s dive in.

Birch (Dec 24 – Jan 20)

Key Vibe: Overachieving, underestimating reality.

May Forecast:
May will test your patience. Think “waiting for a soggy bonfire to catch.” You’re full of big ideas, but reality is moving at the speed of a drunk snail. Lower your expectations accordingly and celebrate any progress — even if it’s just finding matching socks.

Rowan (Jan 21 – Feb 17)

Key Vibe: Revolutionary energy over petty grievances.

May Forecast:
Your rebel instincts are in overdrive this month. You’ll be spoiling for a cause… any cause… even if it’s just starting a petition to ban kale. Channel your chaos into something mildly productive before you alienate everyone at the Beltane

Ash (Feb 18 – Mar 17)

Key Vibe: Mystical dreamer on a side quest.

May Forecast:
Daydreaming? Overactive imagination? Bad life choices disguised as “following your intuition”? It’s all on the menu. Make sure you reality-check at least some of your grand schemes before you end up Googling “how to reverse a spontaneous commitment to a cult.” bonfire.

Alder (Mar 18 – Apr 14)

Key Vibe: Would fight a ghost if dared.

May Forecast:
You want to save the world this month — but mostly from itself. Spoiler: the world didn’t ask for your help. Direct that heroic energy somewhere more achievable, like finally fixing the weird rattle in your car. Or your existential dread.

Willow (Apr 15 – May 12)

Key Vibe: Poetic chaos gremlin.

May Forecast:
Willows are moody at the best of times, but May turns you into a full-blown Victorian ghost pacing the halls. Get your feels out before Mercury retrograde hits (again), or risk ugly-crying in public… over a squirrel. You’ve been warned.

Hawthorn (May 13 – June 9)

Key Vibe: “Main character energy” without the plot armor.

May Forecast:
Happy Almost Birthday, Hawthorn! May is your chaotic playground. Expect sudden glow-ups, messy breakdowns, and at least one life decision that you’ll look back on and say, “Well, that escalated quickly.” Honestly? Iconic.

Oak (June 10 – July 7)

Key Vibe: Noble… and very tired of everyone’s nonsense.

May Forecast:
You’re normally the strong, silent type… but May has you shouting into the void (and maybe at customer service reps). Take a breath, Oak. Not everything needs your warrior energy. Just most things. Fine, carry on.

Holly (July 8 – Aug 4)

Key Vibe: Competitor at all costs.

May Forecast:
Your competitive side is frothing at the mouth this month. Whether it’s a bake-off or a staring contest with a goat, you are here to WIN. Try not to alienate literally everyone you love in the process. Try.

Hazel (Aug 5 – Sept 1)

Key Vibe: Walking Wikipedia with no filter.

May Forecast:
You’re a walking trivia night this month. Congratulations: you know 500 obscure facts, none of which will prevent you from stepping directly into a metaphorical cowpie. Your wisdom is real, but your navigation skills? Questionable.

Vine (Sept 2 – Sept 29)

Key Vibe: Feeling everything, loudly.

May Forecast:
Vine season means feeling everything at level 100. Jealousy? Check. Romance? Check. Rage when the coffee shop spells your name wrong? DOUBLE CHECK. May is a rollercoaster, and you insisted on sitting in the front row without a seatbelt.

Ivy (Sept 30 – Oct 27)

Key Vibe: Smooth operator energy.

May Forecast:
You’re slithering through May like a suspiciously charming forest spirit. You’ll get exactly what you want — but it might cost you the last shred of your moral high ground. Worth it? Probably. You can plant new ethics in June.

Reed (Oct 28 – Nov 24)

Key Vibe: Secret agent… but make it chaotic neutral.

May Forecast:
You’re good at secrets, Reed. Too good. This month, your mysterious aura will either make you the life of the party or the prime suspect when the fairy lights go missing. Tread lightly, cryptid.

Elder (Nov 25 – Dec 23)

Key Vibe: The sage who secretly lives for drama.

May Forecast:
You’re supposed to be the wise old sage, but May hits you with “main character energy” instead. Expect to accidentally cause minor drama, attract weirdos, and make at least one prophetic-sounding prediction that turns out to be about pizza delivery. No regrets.

🌿 Final Thoughts:

May isn’t here for your perfectly color-coded life plan — it’s here to toss a dandelion at your face and cackle.
Lean into the weirdness. Make messy magic. Cry dramatically if needed.
The trees are judging you lovingly.

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(You’re welcome.)